The Queen of Hard Rock

A lady called the Los Angeles musicians union to inquire about the cost of booking a five piece band with a singer for a wedding… The AFM rep says “Off the top of my head, roughly two thousand dollars”… She says “WHAT? FOR MUSIC ?”… The rep responds, “Ma’am… I’ll tell you what. Call the plumbers’ union and ask for six plumbers to work from six to twelve o’clock on a Saturday night. Whatever they charge you, I’ll work for half of that.”   She called back and said, “I get your point.”